emmisnotshortforemma:

[Doodle of a bear holding a plate of cookies next to a caption that says “The universe has a lot to teach me, but first, I’m going to eat all its cookies.”]

emmisnotshortforemma:

[Doodle of a sloth saying “My true love is a money but my money is playing hard to get”]

emmisnotshortforemma:

[doodle of a small cat saying “Don’t stress the small things. That means don’t make me do stuff.”]

emmisnotshortforemma:

[Drawing of a cat holding a water bottle next to a caption that says “I used to be really into self-sabotage. Now I’m into self-sabotagua: I still do things that are bad for me, but I do them while staying hydrated.”

emmisnotshortforemma:

I might not have won a Nobel Prize, but I am very accomplished in the fields of “worrying all the time” and “screaming into the void”. 

[drawing of an orange cat wearing a blue suit and saying “Not to brag, but I’ve just beaten the record for “most stressed out” so yeah, I would call myself an entrepreneur.”]

emmisnotshortforemma:

[Doodle of a lion saying “I’m me and I’m yay!!!”]

emmisnotshortforemma:

[2-panel comic.
Panel 1: a dog says “I accidentally went to the meeting of the banana bread fan club instead of the garlic bread fan club.”
Panel 2: the dog says “and made lots of friends!!! We’re going to eat bread together.”]

emmisnotshortforemma:

[Drawing of a duck ext to a caption that says “First, I don’t have a million bread. Now, I find out my blog isn’t an online sensation?! This is not what a duck wants.”]